Hey! go read my stories instead of wasting your time with these rants. But if you don't, here's an index I guess:

Federation Squatters And Public Keys2020-06-18T08:05:17.323933
What Could Get Me To Play Vidya2020-05-27T07:37:33.683983
What Are Hash Trees2020-04-20T01:28:50.681153
No Block Chain Can Scale2020-04-15T00:33:58.396011
Lisa The First2020-01-16T05:52:31.949194
Multi Correlation2020-01-06T23:51:33.621952
Why Closed Stable Time Loops Are Madness2020-01-01T21:40:22.899817
Fantasy Vs Real Life2019-12-10T02:32:14.370382
Privilege2019-11-16T10:53:58.346638
No Good Dentists2019-11-14T07:10:48.920291
Public Key Humanity2019-09-15T21:43:26.481263
Ipv6 Stupidity2019-09-06T18:41:22.552628
Technology Is Distinguishable From Magic2019-08-09T04:37:42.074708
Population Of Equestia2019-08-02T06:50:48.602324
Derpibooru Banned2019-07-17T20:16:28.547808
Artist Fascism2019-07-11T03:14:27.933646
Family Is Evil2019-05-28T17:59:25.209462
Russells Paradox2019-05-27T20:51:31.245690
Delet Tvtropes2019-03-25T23:53:49.473661
Easy Inflation Proof Digital Money2019-01-26T08:19:27.488047
Serverless Games Via Encryption2018-11-27T20:24:28.406873
Banned From Google2018-11-26T23:50:24.879760
Digital Signatures Are So Important2018-11-26T23:44:28.945642
Too Smart To Fall For That2018-11-17T06:39:23.493893
Mind Virus2018-10-30T06:22:11.134644
Engaging In Conversations Autism Edition2018-10-09T04:06:23.982761
Just Wanna Get Laid2018-09-30T01:23:03.568538
Bus Fare Cards2018-09-16T21:17:45.547755
Total Surveillance Society2018-09-16T21:16:50.720460
But Its Closed Source1970-01-01T00:00:01.535054
Anthropomorphization2018-08-21T18:57:18.975288
Digital Signatures2018-08-19T08:39:08.685156
Legally Mandated Cheating1970-01-01T00:00:01.534189
The Matrix2018-08-09T04:55:20.533703
Polygyny Is Evil Because Math2018-08-10T07:02:43.819287
Still Suck At Programming2018-08-06T23:58:01.173598
You Got Duped2018-08-09T04:41:12.700224
Proof That Tons Of Males Never Get Laid2018-07-31T20:31:59.600520
Patriarchy Oppresses Males2018-07-27T04:33:52.304521
Marriage Makes Me Sad2018-07-27T20:01:38.419063
Propaganda 1012018-07-27T05:23:34.297468
Patreon Scammers2018-07-27T05:21:34.382195
Manipulating People Is Dumb2018-07-27T04:57:34.645918
Rape The Patriarchy2018-07-27T04:54:43.248956
Trust Begins With Pubkeys2018-06-16T17:38:42.837016
Git Devs Suck At Transactions2018-06-07T03:35:21.755492
Mormons Stole My Gf2018-06-16T17:46:48.452063
I Like Immigrants2018-06-04T21:19:57.395127
Correlation Does Not Imply Causation2018-05-28T19:59:04.385900
Confirmation Bias2018-05-28T19:59:04.274900
Meetup Fail2018-05-15T20:50:42.551417
Regarding The Mime Exploit2018-05-15T19:48:51.919008
Information Overload Is Reprogramming2018-05-15T04:52:37.616526
Unavoidable Binaries2018-05-13T18:52:38.198681
Gendered Pronouns Are Sex Not Sexist2018-05-13T19:07:25.031362
How To Get Rused2018-05-13T18:55:59.634935
Freenet Is Closed Source2018-05-15T04:51:07.080579
Dating Conspiracy2018-05-01T20:55:43.215485
Standards2018-04-26T06:26:05.491969
Virtual Reality2018-04-22T11:41:58.655902
Unauthorized Edits2018-04-16T19:16:57.951705
Why License Agreements Are Unlawful2018-02-20T23:48:17.558577
Music Theory2018-07-27T04:13:54.778755
Why Surveillance Is Bad2018-07-27T04:32:25.482045
Deniable Pgp2018-07-27T04:19:23.622769
Do NOT Use Discord2018-02-01T07:29:33.200188
Newspeak2018-01-27T05:05:34.771498
Importance Of Privacy2018-02-25T21:50:29.916540
Got Corporated2018-07-27T04:31:07.500517
War On Immigration2018-01-09T08:51:40.220098
Leaks2018-02-01T07:10:37.710326
Copyright Infringement Is Not Theft2017-12-15T00:22:48.822401
Dont Starve2017-12-08T20:42:27.320022
Creepy Closed Source Vidya2017-12-15T18:31:04.605988
Random Cieluv2017-12-08T12:50:47.328598
Never Safe2017-11-20T12:45:51.044912
Wanting Sex2017-12-08T12:50:47.340598
Double Villainy2017-12-08T12:50:47.306599
Cybermen2017-12-08T12:50:47.302599
What Happens In Censored2017-12-08T12:50:47.341598
Lagrangian2017-12-08T12:50:47.317599
Echo’s Epiphany2017-12-08T12:50:47.307599
My Little Pony The Movie2017-12-08T12:50:47.321598
Not Me2017-12-08T12:50:47.324598
Incel2017-12-08T12:50:47.315598
Cutie Marks2017-12-08T12:50:47.302599
Ferguson Reflex2017-12-08T12:50:47.309598
Meme Is Not A Meme2017-12-08T12:50:47.319598
Continuity Of Consciousness2017-12-08T12:50:47.301599
Funny Jokes2017-09-15T10:52:34.142234
Better Not To Be Born2017-12-08T12:50:47.296599
40 Year Horror2017-12-08T12:50:47.290599
Celestialism2017-12-08T12:50:47.299599
Predation2017-12-08T12:50:47.326598
Legal Attribution Theft2017-12-08T12:50:47.318599
Death Censorship2017-12-08T12:50:47.303599
Death Mechanics2017-12-08T12:50:47.303599
Writers Group2017-12-08T12:50:47.342598
Obligatory Sex2017-12-08T12:50:47.324598
Stable Time Loops2017-12-08T12:50:47.333598
Nsfw2017-12-08T12:50:47.324598
Religion Of Peace2017-12-08T12:50:47.329598
Utility2017-12-08T12:50:47.340598
The White Witch2017-12-08T12:50:47.335598
Disturbing The Soil2017-12-08T12:50:47.306599
Intel Management Engine2017-12-08T12:50:47.316598
Thievery2017-12-08T12:50:47.336598
Dear Lauren Faust2017-12-08T12:50:47.303599
Body Pillows1970-01-01T00:00:01.512737
Prestige2017-12-08T12:50:47.326598
Cloud Documents2017-12-08T12:50:47.300599
Schrodinger Scientists2017-12-08T12:50:47.331598
Ssl Certificates2017-12-08T12:50:47.333598
Bootstrapping Trust2017-12-08T12:50:47.296599
Right Wing Left Wing2017-12-08T12:50:47.330598
Me On I2p2017-12-08T12:50:47.318599
God Arrows2017-12-08T12:50:47.312598
Lard2017-12-08T12:50:47.317599
Lojban2017-12-08T12:50:47.318599
New Tf Comic2017-12-08T12:50:47.323598
Get Dirty2017-12-08T12:50:47.311599
Revolutionary Empowerment2017-12-08T12:50:47.330598
Ice Cream God2017-12-08T12:50:47.314598
Unbounded Complexity2017-12-08T12:50:47.338598
Creeps2017-12-08T12:50:47.301599
Hurtful Happiness2017-12-08T12:50:47.314598
Anonymous Law Spamming2017-12-08T12:50:47.294599
Trust Whiners2017-12-08T12:50:47.338598
Save The Artists2017-12-08T12:50:47.331598
Committment2017-12-08T12:50:47.300599
Magic By Proxy2017-12-08T12:50:47.318599
Inspiration Copyrighted2017-12-08T12:50:47.316598
Afraid To Meditate2017-12-08T12:50:47.292599
Miracles Are Disprovable2017-12-08T12:50:47.319598
Willpower2017-12-08T12:50:47.342598
Riddle2017-12-08T12:50:47.330598
Anonymous E Cash2017-12-08T12:50:47.293599
Communism2017-12-08T12:50:47.300599
Night Terror2017-12-08T12:50:47.323598
Mothers Day2017-12-08T12:50:47.321598
Stackxchange Sucks2017-12-08T12:50:47.334598
Caffeine Not Evil2017-12-08T12:50:47.298599
Sleep Deprivation2017-12-08T12:50:47.332598
Everybody Rapture2017-12-08T12:50:47.308599
Tortoise Mourning2017-12-08T12:50:47.337598
Sugar Free2017-12-08T12:50:47.334598
Artificiality2017-12-08T12:50:47.294599
Existential Horror2017-12-08T12:50:47.308599
Tpm Is Evul2017-12-08T12:50:47.337598
Immortality2017-12-08T12:50:47.315598
Cats Pass The Mirror Test2017-12-08T12:50:47.299599
Exploration2017-12-08T12:50:47.308599
Spectrum Of Privacy2017-12-08T12:50:47.333598
Hanlon's Razor2017-12-08T12:50:47.312598
To The Moon2017-12-08T12:50:47.336598
Cjdns Not Returning2017-12-08T12:50:47.300599
Dentist Update2017-12-08T12:50:47.304599
Diet2017-12-08T12:50:47.305599
Toothpaste2017-12-08T12:50:47.337598
What Is Magic2017-12-08T12:50:47.342598
Monads2017-12-08T12:50:47.320598
How To Fix Rust2017-12-08T12:50:47.314598
Git Push Reverse Fetch2017-12-08T12:50:47.311599
Speedhax2017-12-08T12:50:47.333598
Misdirection2017-12-08T12:50:47.320598
Dear Twilight Sparkle2017-12-08T12:50:47.303599
Suffering Empowering2017-12-08T12:50:47.334598
Wrong Face2017-12-08T12:50:47.343598
Callbacks Are An Anti Pattern2017-12-08T12:50:47.298599
C Plus Plus2017-12-08T12:50:47.298599
Complex Law2017-12-08T12:50:47.300599
Chia Psyllium Baking2017-12-08T12:50:47.299599
Mind Control2017-12-08T12:50:47.319598
Curse Of Overcomplexity2017-12-08T12:50:47.302599
Peering2017-12-08T12:50:47.325598
Neckbeard2017-12-08T12:50:47.322598
Legacy2017-12-08T12:50:47.318599
Font Licensing2017-12-08T12:50:47.310599
Not Technically Lying2017-12-08T12:50:47.324598
Indistinguishable From Magic2017-12-08T12:50:47.315598
Health Care2017-12-08T12:50:47.313598
Rule By Force2017-12-08T12:50:47.330598
Fight For The System2017-12-08T12:50:47.309598
Canterlot Wedding2017-12-08T12:50:47.298599
Hypotheses2017-12-08T12:50:47.314598
Cristo2017-12-08T12:50:47.302599
Darkest2017-12-08T12:50:47.302599
Jobs2017-12-08T12:50:47.317599
Attraction2017-12-08T12:50:47.294599
Central Planning2017-12-08T12:50:47.299599
Tragedy2017-12-08T12:50:47.337598
Pirate Bay2017-12-08T12:50:47.326598
Hate The Tarot2017-12-08T12:50:47.312598
Slavery2017-12-08T12:50:47.332598
Right To Fear2017-12-08T12:50:47.330598
Transsexual Identity2017-12-08T12:50:47.337598
Belief2017-12-08T12:50:47.295599
Income Tax2017-12-08T12:50:47.315598
Voting2017-12-08T12:50:47.340598
Gaymo2017-12-08T12:50:47.311599
Backstory2017-12-08T12:50:47.294599
Trick Or Treat2017-12-08T12:50:47.337598
Imitation2017-12-08T12:50:47.315598
Diy Assumptions2017-12-08T12:50:47.306599
A World Without Copyright2017-12-08T12:50:47.292599
Reputation2017-12-08T12:50:47.329598
Money Flow2017-12-08T12:50:47.320598
Gmo2017-12-08T12:50:47.311599
High School Popularity2017-12-08T12:50:47.313598
Ban Reaction2017-12-08T12:50:47.294599
Sfw2017-12-08T12:50:47.332598
Work2017-12-08T12:50:47.342598
Democracy And Anarchy2017-12-08T12:50:47.304599
Rape2017-12-08T12:50:47.328598
Minimum Wage2017-12-08T12:50:47.319598
Welfare Cliffs2017-12-08T12:50:47.341598
Dead Battery Again2017-12-08T12:50:47.303599
Tall2017-12-08T12:50:47.335598
Hopeless Programming Snarl2017-12-08T12:50:47.314598
Writing Guide2017-12-08T12:50:47.343598
Dark Ponies2017-12-08T12:50:47.302599
Dtf Depression2017-12-08T12:50:47.307599
Self Service Tyranny2017-12-08T12:50:47.331598
Imprisonment2017-12-08T12:50:47.315598
What Are Their Names2017-12-08T12:50:47.341598
No Point In Friends2017-12-08T12:50:47.324598
Seven Sins2017-12-08T12:50:47.332598
Dating Rhetoric2017-12-08T12:50:47.303599
Best Conspiracy Ever2017-12-08T12:50:47.295599
Solipsism Objectivism Equivalency2017-12-08T12:50:47.333598
Praxis2017-12-08T12:50:47.326598
Fairness In A Decentralized Database2017-12-08T12:50:47.309598
Florencetime enumeration scheme2017-12-08T12:50:47.328598
Suicide Ride2017-12-08T12:50:47.334598
Meshchat Peers2017-12-08T12:50:47.319598
Tagging Images As Porn2017-12-08T12:50:47.334598
Private Key Cash2017-12-08T12:50:47.327598
Friend Zone2017-12-08T12:50:47.310599
Neo Luddism2017-12-08T12:50:47.323598
Respect2017-12-08T12:50:47.330598
Breasts2017-12-08T12:50:47.297599
The Party Conundrum2017-12-08T12:50:47.335598
Federation2017-12-08T12:50:47.309598
Gangs2017-12-08T12:50:47.311599
Quiet Desperation2017-12-08T12:50:47.328598
Blog2017-12-08T12:50:47.296599
Ire Of Neet2017-12-08T12:50:47.316598
Correlation Does Not Equal Causation2017-12-08T12:50:47.301599
Bubble Soul2017-12-08T12:50:47.297599
Browser2017-12-08T12:50:47.297599
End Of Civilisation2017-12-08T12:50:47.308599
Feminine Hygiene2017-12-08T12:50:47.309598
Fences2017-12-08T12:50:47.309598
Info Bomb2017-12-08T12:50:47.316598
Programmers2017-12-08T12:50:47.327598
Boil Advisory2017-12-08T12:50:47.296599
Power Corrupts2017-12-08T12:50:47.326598
Specialsource2017-12-08T12:50:47.333598
Outsourcing2017-12-08T12:50:47.325598
Censorship2017-12-08T12:50:47.299599
Retribution Inhibition2017-12-08T12:50:47.330598
PRISM2017-12-08T12:50:47.326598
Working Hard2017-12-08T12:50:47.342598
Selective Javascript2017-12-08T12:50:47.331598
History Blackmail2017-12-08T12:50:47.313598
Cult Of Tall2017-12-08T12:50:47.302599
The Great War2017-12-08T12:50:47.335598
Economy2017-12-08T12:50:47.307599
Beer Whores2017-12-08T12:50:47.295599
Memory2017-12-08T12:50:47.319598
Reasons For Privacy2018-01-27T08:43:13.599593
Civilians2017-12-08T12:50:47.300599
Distributed Version Control Systems2017-12-08T12:50:47.307599
Proprioception2017-12-08T12:50:47.328598
Vhosts Suck2017-12-08T12:50:47.340598
Hi Interfect2017-12-08T12:50:47.313598
Bans2017-12-08T12:50:47.295599
Safe Downloading2017-12-08T12:50:47.331598
Tail Call Loops2017-12-08T12:50:47.335598
Construction Propaganda2017-12-08T12:50:47.301599
Depression2017-12-08T12:50:47.305599
Free Will2017-12-08T12:50:47.310599
History2017-12-08T12:50:47.313598
Bullies2017-12-08T12:50:47.297599
Sin2017-12-08T12:50:47.332598
Leaves2017-12-08T12:50:47.317599
Dentists2017-12-08T12:50:47.304599
Ferrets are Easy Compared to Cats and Dogs2017-12-08T12:50:47.298599
Be Angry1970-01-01T00:00:01.512737
Getting Peers2017-12-08T12:50:47.311599
Nice Guys2017-12-08T12:50:47.323598
Cultures2017-12-08T12:50:47.302599
Relationships2017-12-08T12:50:47.329598
Property Tax2017-12-08T12:50:47.327598
My Life2017-12-08T12:50:47.321598
Sociopath2017-12-08T12:50:47.332598
Roleplaying2017-12-08T12:50:47.330598
Understanding2017-12-08T12:50:47.338598
Heartfelt2017-12-08T12:50:47.313598
Perfect Forward Secrecy with GnuPG2017-12-08T12:50:47.326598
Astronomy2017-12-08T12:50:47.294599
Apologists2017-12-08T12:50:47.294599
Bdsm2017-12-08T12:50:47.295599
Real Names2017-12-08T12:50:47.328598
Name Servers2017-12-08T12:50:47.322598
Who Are My Enemies2017-12-08T12:50:47.342598
Harmless Gimps2017-12-08T12:50:47.312598
Land Ownership2017-12-08T12:50:47.317599
Dream2017-12-08T12:50:47.307599
Information Overload2017-12-08T12:50:47.316598
Universe Separation2017-12-08T12:50:47.339598
Timelines2017-12-08T12:50:47.336598
Immigration2017-12-08T12:50:47.315598
Authentilogin2017-12-08T12:50:47.294599
Cppsucks2017-12-08T12:50:47.301599
Consent2017-12-08T12:50:47.301599
Lies2017-12-08T12:50:47.318599
Personal Property2017-12-08T12:50:47.326598
Tits2017-12-08T12:50:47.336598
Dropout2017-12-08T12:50:47.307599
Anonymizing Transactions2017-12-08T12:50:47.293599
Eugenics2017-12-08T12:50:47.308599
Paid Cjdns2017-12-08T12:50:47.325598
Neolinguistics2017-12-08T12:50:47.323598
Justice2017-12-08T12:50:47.317599
Money2017-12-08T12:50:47.321598
Why Ruby Sucks2017-12-08T12:50:47.342598
Bdsm Slavery2017-12-08T12:50:47.295599
The Closest I Come To Optimism2017-12-08T12:50:47.335598
Homework2017-12-08T12:50:47.314598
Debt2017-12-08T12:50:47.304599
Trust2017-12-08T12:50:47.338598
Pickup Line2017-12-08T12:50:47.326598
Unicode2017-12-08T12:50:47.339598
Network Programming2017-12-08T12:50:47.323598
?2017-12-08T12:50:47.301599
Time Travel and Thermodynamics2017-12-08T12:50:47.336598
On Closed Source Software2017-12-08T12:50:47.310599
Lies about Supply and Demand2017-12-08T12:50:47.334598
Conversation about Names on lulz2017-12-08T12:50:47.322598
On Gambling2017-12-08T12:50:47.310599
Hextime2017-12-08T12:50:47.313598
On School2017-12-08T12:50:47.331598
Nobill2017-12-08T12:50:47.324598
Troubles with Sexuality2017-12-08T12:50:47.300599
Don't argue against an Omnimax god2017-12-08T12:50:47.324598
Individual Action2017-12-08T12:50:47.315598
Programming Languages (i.e. C++ sucks)2017-12-08T12:50:47.327598
Linux has no gaems2017-12-08T12:50:47.298599
Cheating2017-12-08T12:50:47.299599
Anarchy2017-12-08T12:50:47.293599
Fishforaday2017-12-08T12:50:47.310599
Propaganda2017-12-08T12:50:47.327598
What Scares Me2017-12-08T12:50:47.342598
Schizotypal2017-12-08T12:50:47.331598
Christian Survey2017-12-08T12:50:47.299599
The Right To Be Unhappy2017-12-08T12:50:47.335598
Going Nowhere2017-12-08T12:50:47.312598
Minecraft Story2017-12-08T12:50:47.319598
Myste2017-12-08T12:50:47.322598
Dead Batteries2017-12-08T12:50:47.303599
Suffering2017-12-08T12:50:47.334598
Efficient Incremental Remote Encrypted Backups2017-12-08T12:50:47.329598
Feminism2017-12-08T12:50:47.309598
Wealth Disparity vs Private Property2017-12-08T12:50:47.341598
Homelessness2017-12-08T12:50:47.313598
A Canterlot What?2017-12-08T12:50:47.290599
Panem et Circenses2017-12-08T12:50:47.297599
Twilight, the Unisus?2017-12-08T12:50:47.339598
Creeps2017-12-08T12:50:47.301599
Jorbs2017-12-08T12:50:47.317599
Irssi Sucks2017-12-08T12:50:47.317599
Receipt Based Economy2017-12-08T12:50:47.329598
Utah Total Information Awareness Secret Data Center2017-12-08T12:50:47.339598
Life Block2017-12-08T12:50:47.318599
Anonymous2017-12-08T12:50:47.294599
Persistent Bounded Queues2017-12-08T12:50:47.296599
Hash Trees2017-12-08T12:50:47.312598
Hash Trees2017-12-08T12:50:47.312598
Efficient Hash Tree Transferring w/ Reputation2017-12-08T12:50:47.307599
Naming2017-12-08T12:50:47.322598
Nonprofit Churches2017-12-08T12:50:47.324598
Moderation2017-12-08T12:50:47.320598
Magic2017-12-08T12:50:47.318599
On Tracing2017-12-08T12:50:47.325598
Bad Breeding2017-12-08T12:50:47.325598
On Work2017-12-08T12:50:47.325598
Raising Orphans2017-12-08T12:50:47.311599
Bullets2017-12-08T12:50:47.297599
Nextentrderp2017-12-08T12:50:47.323598
Derp2017-12-08T12:50:47.305599